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Ranting and raving on figure skating, mostly.
Caveat lector: this blog is heavy on snark and irrational opinions.
ABOUT ME.
Morozombie was the unfortunate result of a collision between a Russian babushka and a yak herder in the exotic locale of Ulan Bator. He spends much of his time drinking vodka, thus provisioning himself with the daily calorie total of 591,158,508 calories needed to maintain his active lifestyle of harnessing the power of Magicke Most Evile (also known by the scientific name of "voodoo") for completely benevolent and innocent purposes. Morozombie's most notable accomplishments in the figure skating world include the Face Stroke and the Purple Velvet Onesie.
APPARENTLY NECESSARY DISCLAIMER.
I am not Nikolai Morozov, famous coach of skating luminaries, nor am I affiliated with him or his associates in any way. Any resemblance to Mr. Morozov on my part is purely coincidental.
EMAIL.
Tips? Flames? Steamy love letters? Really lurid fanfic? Email me at morozombie@gmail.com
TWITTER.
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