Melancholia

Sometimes, there are days in which life feels like just another facet of shitty. In lieu of hurling myself off the nearest tall building or sticking my head into the closest aptly-sized kitchen appliance, I turn to my most convenient non-self destructive outlet for catharsis: figure skating.

Merry Christmas, y'all

 Merry Christmas to all three of my readers out there! In the spirit of Christmas or whatever nondenominational winter holiday you may prefer to celebrate, here are four figure skating programs so fantastic that I wish I could giftwrap them and stick them under my Christmas tree.