Dec 26, 2010
The Miracle of Mao
"And there were in the same country skating fans abiding in the field, keeping watch over Keyhole TV by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Kwan came upon them, and the glory of the Kwan shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of Nagano a Skater, which is the new Mao Asada.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the triple jumps wrapped in flower boobies, as well as in lavender barnacles.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising Asada, and saying,
Glory to the triple axel in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."
Clearly I am an apostate (Maopostate?), as I had doubts about Miss Asada making the world team. Thus I will go forth and do my penance by spreading the Miracle of Mao to the nations.