You think the sartorial choices of a typical Morozombie are dubious?
Jana Khoklova and Sergei Novitski, everyone's favourite fashion plates, unfortunately ended their illustrious partnership at the end of last season. Fortunately, their greatest legacy has been preserved online in both image and video form for posterity. Thank Kwan for the Internet!
Typically, unfortunate sartorial choices on the part of skaters elicit a certain type of response. These usually include:
- pity at the poor soul whose ridiculous costume choices were foisted upon him by some higher being (e.g. the sparkly penguin-waiter get-up Evan Lysacek wore at the behest of Tatiana Tarasova)
- visceral pain at such an assault on one's eyeballs and aesthetic sensibilities
- scorn and derision
Truly, I am speechless in awe. Only pictures can do justice to how batshit crazy Khoklova/Novitski's costumes are. May Khoklova/Andreev follow in their stead!