It is a CRIME that equid-wannabe Stephane Lambiel looks better in those patent pleather pants than I do! A TRAVESTY, I say!
Thus I must bid you all adieu for awhile, as I need some time to get myself re-acquainted with the treadmill and go on the Johnny Weir diet. As General MacArthur would say, I shall return!
Ah! I see you must start preparations for your upcoming wedding!
ReplyDeleteYou're humor and insights will be greatly missed.