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Oct 5, 2011


Tyger! Tyger! burning bright 
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
 Could frame thy fearful symmetry?


Well, for this particular tiger, that immortal hand/eye/thing belongs to Nikolai Morozov. And the results are truly fearful. That William Blake sure was prescient. Huh.

In all seriousness...Florent Amodio's new long program defies description. Only a gif sequence can adequately communicate my reaction to this program.

At first I was like:


And finally...

This program is craptastic, craptacular and craptabulous. Its very existence defies rational analysis. It is an assault on all the senses, including common.

And barring some drastic changes, it will sink Florent Amodio's heretofore promising career this season.



  1. tackiest program of the season award goes to florent. and no i don't need to look at everyone else's programs to give him that award. haha

  2. Morozombie, I was eagerly awaiting your reaction to the hot mess in question and it did not disappoint. Exceptional use of both poetry and gifs! The only thing that would have improved it is the inclusions of some more PR gifs/pics, specifically from the Zulema model-stealing episode.